{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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