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Ramos Arizpe is one of the 38 municipalities of Coahuila, in north-eastern Mexico in the metropolitan area of Saltillo. The municipality covers an area of 5306.6 km2.
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James John O'Brien is a professional footballer who most recently played as a central midfielder for Notts County. His previous clubs include Motherwell and Ross County in Scotland, and Barnsley and Coventry City in England.
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