{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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