{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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City Gate is a gate located at the entrance of Valletta, Malta. The present gate, which is the fifth one to have stood on the site, was built between 2011 and 2014 to designs of the Italian architect Renzo Piano.
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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Josefine Dora was an Austrian stage and film actress. She appeared in over 100 films, generally in supporting roles such as in The Virtuous Sinner (1931).
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