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Chociszewo is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Izbica Kujawska, within Włocławek County, Kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-central Poland. It lies approximately 5 kilometres (3 mi) south-east of Izbica Kujawska, 35 km (22 mi) south-west of Włocławek, and 74 km (46 mi) south of Toruń.
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